Indian Politics Jokes in English

The Indian Political scenario is most likely one of the best for humorists all over the world (no, we dont have a George W Bush to create fun of, Thankfully ), but we do have our share of politicians to create fun of, Laloo Prasad Yadav comes to the fore-front. This section of the web site has a collection of jokes on Indian Politics.

An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the

Indian Politics Jokes in English

Indian Politics Jokes in English

senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed
by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in Chennai.
He’s stopped in traffic and thinks,
“Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual we’re not even moving.”

The following is the list of some new viruses going round in India.
Better beware of them.

Chandrababuism: You have two cows in Vijayawada.
You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.
Jayalalithaism: You have two cows.
You teach them to cry,”Ammaaaaaaa…”
and fall at your feet.

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

Laloo in Wonderland

Raabri was worried whether or not Laloo upon his death made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance.
Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo’s voice was heard answering, “Hello Raabri, this is meeee…”

“Lalooji,” she answered. I just have to know if you’re happy there in the after life. What’s it like there?”

“Ooooooh, it’s much more beautiful here than I ever imagined,” Laloo answered.
“The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected and above all there is no scam. And the only thing we do, all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over.”
“Thank God, you made it to heaven,” his Raabri cried.
“Heaven?” he answered. “What heaven? I’m a buffalo in Punjab.”

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